You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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