yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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