if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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