The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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