i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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