so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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