you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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