they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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