hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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