The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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