Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm too high and old for this...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
