Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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