Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Randomize
