That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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