The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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