were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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