she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Randomize
