Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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