this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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