There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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