I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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