Its about making memories worth repressing
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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