Where did you get a picture of my penis
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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