sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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