none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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