hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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