Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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