Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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