That's intense
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
