The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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