So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
we should paint friendship bongs
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