Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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