ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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