How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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