it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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