Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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