That's intense
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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