She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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