Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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