Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
me + whiskey = a bad person
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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