Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Randomize
