it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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