When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
