Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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