I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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