i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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