seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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