your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I believe in your delicious
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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