Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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