i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Your dad touched me again.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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