Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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