he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
