You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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