R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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