well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
My liver is preforming stress tests.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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