i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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